Presidential Politics, I Am Mad As Hell and Can’t Take It Anymore!
I told myself when I started this website I was going to stay away from anything controversial; nothing that would offend people and especially no politics.
But I can’t take it anymore. I now think I need to weigh in on the subject. If this offends you I am truly sorry.
We are on the eve of the Florida Primary and this idea needs to be vetted.
I think, without a doubt if I surveyed a sampling of our younger generation, those that we will be leaving our legacy to; a sampling like my two grandsons, Cameron and Christian, I would unanimously come up with a viable candidate. And who would that candidate would be?
Mickey Mouse.
Yes, that’s right, Mickey Mouse.
He has all the qualifications we need in a President.
He doesn’t lie.
He loves ALL boys and girls.
He manages a small country otherwise known as “Mickey’s Clubhouse.”
He is an excellent problem solver.
He has fiscal experience proven by the fact that he can round up and lasso numbers 1 through 10 and place them in a corral.
He surrounds himself with a team of loyal followers that include a female mouse, male duck, a couple of dogs, a cow, and another duck who is a professor, a big cat, and a couple of chipmunks. Oh, and a Giant.
And that is just his inner circle, his cabinet; that I would speculate looking this way:
Donald Duck – Vice President
Minnie Mouse – Secretary of State
Daisy – Interior
Goofy – Secretary of the Treasury
Willie the Giant – Secretary of Defense
Clara Bell – Labor
Professor Von Drake – Health and Human Services
Pete the Cat – definitely Homeland Security
Chip – Agriculture
Dale – Education
And I am sure Mickey can find a few more to fill in the rest.
But that is not the best of it.
Most importantly, Mickey Mouse has Mouseketools!
Can you imagine how much stronger our already fine military would be with the help of a Mouseketool?
National Security? Hurricane relief? No problem!
Just think about it.
North Korean President Kim Jong-un swinging his hydrogen bomb around again?
“Oh Toodles…………..Oh Toodles………… ”
That’s it, done. Go have another cup of coffee.
And what about vacation White Houses? Who needs Camp David, we’d have Disney World and Disneyland!
And how about those State Dinners? They would be like character breakfasts at the Contemporary Resort! How fun would that be?
And can’t you just picture Vladimir Putin doing the “Hot Dog Dance?”
I am telling you, I think I am on to something here…….
Who’s with me?
Well that’s it then!
It’s unanimouse…..!
I mean it’s unanimous!
Thank you my fellow Americans!