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A New National Obsession

A New National Obsession

February 2, 2012 was the birthday of American Pharoah, thoroughbred horse racing’s last Triple Crown winner. American Pharaoh, in 2015, was the first Triple Crown winner (i.e., winner of the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, and the Belmont Stakes) since Affirmed in 1978.  There have only been twelve Triple Crown winners since Sir Barton did it in 1919 and so, for a brief moment in time, the eyes of our country were once again watching a horse in a sport longing for the days when it truly did capture the attention of a nation.

In Laura Hillenbrand’s book Seabiscuit, An American Legend, Seabiscuit was described as “a runty little thing” whose favorite pastime was sleeping and was “inclined toward portliness.”

Yet Seabiscuit had already started fifty races, many more than horses now a days will run in a lifetime, before it is said, that he finally figured it out.

It was the mid to late 1930’s, a time when a country needed a good diversion.  Still in the grips of the Great Depression, Americans found something else to capture their attention.  It was funny looking Cinderella of a horse named Seabiscuit who became…a national obsession.

 

In the early 1960’s, with the ever looming threat of a nuclear bomb attack during the Cold War that was way beyond our ability to comprehend at such a young age, an entire elementary school of kids and their teachers made the trek from the thought to be not safe environment of our school building to the massive Monmouth Park Race course facility.  The large track building would provide us a better bomb shelter in the nuclear bomb attack we were practicing to survive.  At the end of the drill the fire department would use their fire trucks to help transport some of the kids back to the school.  I got my picture in the newspaper that day, as I was returned to Wolf Hill School on the back of a fire truck.

My grandparent’s house sat adjacent to the outer parking areas of the track in a part of Oceanport,  New Jersey called Hillcrest.  As kids we would go out into the parking lots and pick up the discarded racing programs that littered the ground and became absorbed in all the unusual horse names and the odd cryptic pencil markings of the patrons.

In spite of having grown up listening to the race announcer and the bugler from my back yard, the nuclear bomb drill that day was the only time I had ever entered the Monmouth Park Grandstand and Clubhouse facility until I got a job with the racetrack Fire Department at the age of 20.  For the next couple years and three racing seasons, I would ride an ambulance picking up jockeys and patrons track side or from the Firehouse in the stable area, referred to as the “backside.”

The thoroughbred horse racing industry is a world all its own and my brief experience of working at Monmouth Park was all it took, I was hooked.

From the rich and famous to the transient circus like nature of the backside community, the firehouse was the hub of activity for the stable area.  It had frequent visitors, including track owners and owners of the football Jets in Leon Hess and Sonny Werblin; famous trainers like Jimmy Jones of Calumet Farms and 1948 Triple Crown winner Citation fame; low level gangsters; and many, many other colorful characters.  One evening, I walked into the bowling alley located just outside the stable (backside) gate and found a kid I knew from high school on the floor with two bullet holes in his face, a victim of an argument over a game of pool with a member of the stable community, a reminder that in spite of the outward appearance of money and fortune, the racing industry had its dark side too.

I have stood in the paddock of Churchill Downs on Derby Day, cigar in hand; and on the infield rail next to the winners circle and watched Bob Baffert lend a helping lift to Victor Espinoza with “riders up” on American Pharoah just before the skies opened up with a torrential rain and American Pharoah romped to victory in his second leg of the Triple Crown.

I have learned a little about how to pour over figures and attempt to find the winner out of the Racing Form, racing’s past performances newspaper; and I have learned a lot about restraint and moderation after losing my entire paycheck one day while working at Monmouth.  I made twenty five dollars a day at the time and had to borrow money from my brother to pay my auto insurance bill.  That was good lesson and one never forgotten.

I have used Secretariat’s stretch run winning the Belmont by 31 lengths and never looking back to describe my marriage.

Secretariat winning the Belmont

My experience and the story of Sir Sidney, who was my vote for 2014 Horse of the Year, California Chrome, and the 2014 Preakness, still makes me laugh.

So you see for me, the whole industry is fascinating, very entertaining and has served as a good diversion for me in my life.

That is why this time of the year when all two year old horses become three year old horses regardless of their actual birth dates, and the prep races for the Triple Crown begin once again, I get excited.  Could this be the year that we may be watching the 13th Triple Crown winner develop before our eyes and grab the attention of not only the die-hards but the nation’s masses as well?

I understand the allure.  It’s like sitting in that movie theater, having the house lights go down and for the next couple of hours you are transported to another world.  I can recall some really bad days in my life when I found myself standing at the rail at Laurel or Monmouth just to escape.   I understand why in 1937 and 1938 a small, unlikely looking race horse could represent something positive in a time filled with hardship and draw a hundred thousand people to a race course with hundreds of thousands more glued to their radios.

On November 1, 1938 forty thousand people showed up to watch a match race between Seabiscuit and War Admiral.  The official capacity of Pimilico Racecourse at the time was 16,000.  War Admiral had won the Triple Crown the year before and was thought to be the best horse in the world.  Fans hung from the rafters as they watched Seabiscuit and War Admiral neck and neck at the turn coming into the stretch. The race would end with Seabiscuit crossing the finish line four lengths ahead.

Because in 1938 as Hillenbrand explains in the Preface of her book, though the country was still suffering from the effects of the Depression and the struggle for world power was beginning; the year’s number one newsmaker was not FDR, or Hitler, or Mussolini, or Lou Gehrig, or Clark Gable.  It was remarkably this horse, Seabiscuit, who had captured a nation.

Great stuff huh?

This year, as I break out the hawaiian shirt with the race horses on it and begin watching the prep races that will qualify the entrants with enough points to make it to the Kentucky Derby, I am hoping for another Seabiscuit, or another Secretariat, or another American Pharoah, or another War Admiral.

For I think that if there ever was time when we needed a new National Obsession I think now might be that time.  I would love to see a magnificent animal with a colorful cast of characters behind him or her,  capture the attention and imagination of a nation, populating my Facebook feed with dramatic stories of great efforts,  and hope,  and winning.

And having it all be positive and uplifting.

Yup, that is my hope.

“C’mon Seabiscuit!”

Seabiscuit coming  down the Pimlico stretch beating War Admiral
It’s February, Enigma Day is Coming!

It’s February, Enigma Day is Coming!

Last Saturday I was sitting at my computer working on my 2016 taxes when I heard a voice from up above (up the stairs) asking:

“Curt, are going to do anything to help me with cleaning the house today?”

There it was.

The reminder.

The reminder that nothing,  and I mean nothing,  will ever be as important as whatever it is your wife is doing at any given time on any given day.

I have learned that lesson over and over and over, and yet I still mess up.

I learned this while working in the garden remember?  Whenever my wife said she was going to plant a shrub, I got my shovel, because I knew that meant I was going to plant a shrub.

Needless to say, after the aforementioned question was posed to me about helping to clean the house,  I immediately jumped into action grabbing the nearest vacuum I could find and proceeded to get to work.

“What was I thinking?  Why would I think that spending time working on filing our taxes was important?”  I said to myself, not daring to utter that thought too loud, grateful for the noise of the vacuum.

Prior to making that decision to  sit down at my computer I had already:

Gone to the bank to make Kim’s car payment.

Gone to the dry cleaners.

Gone to the Super Fresh to pick up “sprinkles” for the washer, and the rest of the ingredients we needed to make the chili we wanted for dinner.

Gone to Target to get a new shower curtain.

And to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription.

Then…

Upon returning home, I put all the ingredients together and started our chili in the crock pot.

It wasn’t until then that I made that fatefully bad decision to work on the taxes.

I have made bad decisions before.

Like the time my wife told me Valentine’s Day wasn’t important, it was in fact, according to Kim, “just like any other day.”

Wikipedia says the significance of Valentine’s Day is the celebration of love and affection. In my house, at least in my opinion, every day is a celebration of love and affection! Therefore I agreed, it was like any other day!

But like an idiot, I took what my wife said to me that day literally, and thought, heck I am off the hook.

But a few days after Valentine’s Day that year, I learned differently.  It was important and when she said it wasn’t important and it was just like any other day I should have instinctively known; “wasn’t important” and “just like any other day”  meant that it was in fact very important and I should have acted accordingly.

So instead,  on this particular day after Valentine’s Day, I found myself out scouring the grocery stores and Hallmark stores for whatever was left over from all those guys who didn’t take the bait, in a desperate effort to save my sorry butt.

One young lady clerk scanning my now greatly discounted Valentine’s Day decorations and favors asked me if I was stocking up for next year.

“No.” I replied, “I am getting myself out of jam for this year.”

So I took all that stuff home, decorated the house, made a card, made some spaghetti ala Lady and the Tramp, opened a bottle, lit some candles, turned out the lights, and had Dean Martin’s That’s Amore playing when Kim walked in the front door home from work.

And while I dodged another bullet,  I learned another valuable lesson.

 

This July 1st we will be married 17 years.

Seventeen years! Seventeen years and I still feel like a newlywed!

But, like a newlywed, I am still learning.

Learning, that it doesn’t matter how many buts you try to string together:

But, but, but, but…

(followed by)

I thought, I thought…

(and)

you said, you said…

Nope,  just face it, you are toast…  get your shovel,  put the spaghetti water on, whatever you need to do.

I have learned.

I know now that when my wife says:

“Curt, are you going to do anything to help me with cleaning the house today?”

I immediately drop whatever I am doing and go for the nearest vacuum.

 

But on the other hand,  there are those days when she asks:

“Which are bigger?  The KB’s or the MB’s?”

And I am immediately reminded of why I couldn’t wait to marry her in the first place.

So,

“When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie” or a like a shovel maybe,

don’t try to make any sense out of it, it’s Enigma Day, just buy the candy!

It will be worth it!

 

Postscript:

There is always a chance that once I hit the “Publish” button on this particular essay, I may be learning yet another lesson.

So if you notice the title to my website has changed to “Musings of an Aging and Lonely Nobody” please pray for me.

Happy Valentine’s Day