Curt Christiansen Has a Great But
Curt Christiansen has a great but.
Can you imagine that conversation?
“Curt, you don’t have a great but, you have a great butt.”
“Why thank you, you have a nice but too.”
“No, it’s not but, it’s butt.”
“Okay, okay, butt don’t you think I look great in my new genes?”
“Those are jeans not genes.”
“Okay don’t you think I look good in my new American Eagle jeans?”
Silly, right?
The world seems to be getting sillier and sillier, doesn’t it?
We have the Sydney Sweeney controversy, an ad deemed as fascist and the convoluted argument that “great jeans” really meant “great genes” and because she is an attractive white human being American Eagle had to be subliminally promoting the concept that Sydney’s genes had to be superior.
An ad for jeans featuring a pretty girl, how novel, and how sinister.
Forgot about Brooke Shields and Calvin Kleins?
And how about Marla Maples and No Excuse jeans?
And what about Beyonce’, another attractive human being, and Levis? She takes off her jeans in a laundromat recreating a Levis ad from the 1980’s featuring Nick Kamen, and revealing she is wearing what?
WHITE UNDERWEAR!
Seriously Levis, what kind of messaging is that?
Don’t we have better things to do and more important issues to worry about?
The truth is, this is all misinformation.
Because the truth is I don’t have a nice butt at all.
I don’t even have a butt.
In fact, describing my butt as a “but” with a little less “t” might be more accurate.
Yup, mine qualifies as a “but” but maybe not a full “butt.”
Butt, I do like my new American Eagle jeans, though.
And my favorite jeans of all time, those that I wore at all three of my daughters’ weddings, were American Eagle genes, I mean jeans.
And speaking of genes, I am happy with those too. I didn’t get the nice butt genes, but nevertheless I am proud of the ones I got.
As we all should be.