Never mind.

Never mind?

Yeah, never mind.

Never mind what?

Never mind what it is that you think I never said.

I never said there was something that I thought you never said.

You know I would never not tell you that.

I don’t know that you would never not tell me that, because I don’t know what it is that you never said.

You know, you never say that to me either.

Okay, well I am truly sorry that I never say that to you, but I promise I will never do it again.

Aha.  What did you do now? It’s probably something I could never imagine.

I don’t know what it is  you could never imagine, and I don’t know what it is you never said, because you never told me.

Well I just can’t believe that we are even having this conversation and I never want to speak about it again.

Well, that goes double for me too because I never want to speak about again either, never, ever, ever.

Well, I never!

Well, I never what?  Never what?

Oh, never mind.

Never mind?

Yeah, never mind.

Okay then, never mind.

I love you.

I love you too.